Bennett here, excited ‘cause El Presidente and I just decided to kidnap John Matrix’s daughter to force him to commit a political assassination. What could go wrong?
Caught a 3D viewing of Transformers: Dark of the Moon last night. Now, if anyone knows me, they know of my unbridled, intense hatred for 3D films. They’re dark, look terrible, give me headaches, and since I wear glasses, make the bridge of my nose even more irritated. AND THE MOVIES COST SO GODDAMN MUCH. Dark of the Moon did all of those things and more—so, so much more. Like it made me shake my head at Bay’s apparent lack of respect for his filmgoers.